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To my Midas-Touching Minions...

Fri Jan 28, 2005, 12:14 PM

I'm jobless, schooless, sexless, breaking out with acne, getting hairier and hairier, drinking more, eating more, dirty and unbathed.

Listening to: Nick Cave-Where the Wild Roses Grow
Watching: Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

I will go on. I must apologize to those who've come and gone and came on my gallery. Art is being produced, but it will take a bit longer getting to you all, as will my replies to your comments.

Times are hard, and my cock is constantly harder. I've got a bit o' the Warhol in me.

Do bare with me and I shall bare you more great works.

J4ck

Riding Cock since '99,
Jackie-0

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~colourcoded Jan 28, 2005, 1:46:47 PM

well u see, if u shave...and bath....and..gel your hair, you could get a job, and at the job you would find a girl, and that would solve you rproblem with the...hardness....take my advise, but most of all, bath and be clean because its healthy..

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~leggy Jan 29, 2005, 10:26:25 AM

Or come spend some time with me. While I promise no panacea for skin afflictions, weight problems, hair-growth, or alcoholism..... Well...... you get the idea.

Good luck with the bumpy road.

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I will light you up like the city from the skyline drive on a night worth forgetting
As I take you through the paces, I can think of nothing but her blood-lubricated orifices
And oh god let me savor the looks on your faces

~VisualHugo Feb 13, 2005, 5:36:36 PM

I'm jobless, schooless, sexless, breaking out with acne, getting hairier and hairier, drinking more, eating more, dirty and unbathed.

I'm afraid I cud only help u with problem #3.
You heard the girl. Shave, bath, get a job and a good girl! Imagine that. That would be *real* tragedy

I've been out too for a while Jack. It happens.

~DeadnBroken Feb 23, 2005, 11:46:07 PM

shaving, bathing eatingless...getting a job.. these all help solve your problems.. that will eventually lead to the end of problem number three... if i could help.. i would but im afraid i can only do so much

lol..

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

~Jack-Officer Feb 28, 2005, 9:59:42 AM

well, I have Finally bathed, shaved, and whatnot. Stil without a job or intimacy, BUT, I will be getting a hefty return on my income tax. Add in the fact I'm getting these early NIN tickets and I'm doing a lot better.

I also have been tying up alot o' artistic loose ends that I shall try and bring you all shortly.

Thanks

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